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Application to Join the Mafia
Now, dont'cha'll go an' getta upsetta atta me, ah onlee forward de mail.... Gadfather
APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA
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Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________
Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________
Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___
Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.
(Wiezza Guy)
Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________
Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____ For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
I Shoota Wun Guize_____ I Keednappa Sumbody's___________
Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________
U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______
U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________
U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________
U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________
U Likka Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______
(Just peeka one--no foola
rounda cus I slappa U
face)
U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)
Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika..................
1 pr darke glasses 1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
1 black shirte widda white tie 1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
1 pr. pointie shooz 1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
1 pr. cement shooz 1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
(come later when you foolaround) 8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra
1 Appy Face Button
Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)
JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE!
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